fuck-customers:

WHEN PEOPLE USE A CREDIT CARD AND STARE INTO SPACE INSTEAD OF SIGNING THE SCREEN AND YOU TELL THEM THEY HAVE TO SIGN AND THEY SAY “OH SOME PLACES YOU HAVE TO SIGN AND SOME PLACES YOU DON’T”

YEA WELL CALL ME CRAZY BUT THAT SOUNDS LIKE A PRETTY GOOD REASON TO CHECK AND SEE IF YOU HAVE TO SIGN???

So true.

spookycrypt:

Ugh, I swear I want to smack people every time they hand me a $100 when I JUST opened my drawer, the item is only $2.20, and when I tell them I don’t have enough change they get an attitude with me!! I know you’re trying to make yourself look wealthier than you already are but you’re pissing a lot of us off!

alanrickmandaily:

Severus Snape and Daryl Dixon. Yep, I ship that.

Omg so good

Omg so good

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sleepybeaver:

SEATTLE MAN NO

sleepybeaver:

SEATTLE MAN NO

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fishingboatproceeds:

theadventuresofpizzajohn:

edwardspoonhands:

So TMBG posted this picture of Clarissa on their facebook page last week, I noticed I had the same poster. So…then this happened.

It occurs to me only upon looking at this photo that a great deal of who I am was informed by Clarissa Explains it All.

The best use of 90s Pizza John. 

A+++ Would Reblog Again

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boushh2187:

Happy Birthday Alan! 

You beautiful thing, you.

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winter-quay:

loonylunalovegood97:

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

demon-with-a-gun:

bunnika:

tragiquexcomedy:

shorthairednymph:

vampishly:

nessuno:

dying-enlightened:

skellagirl:

borghal-rantipole:

YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES

This is the only one of these I will ever reblog

Reblogging again because it is the TRUTH.

They are the couple I strive to be

THIS ^

YES PLEASE GOD SEND ME MY GOMEZ

“How long has it been since we waltzed?”
“Oh, Gomez… hours.”

I idolized them as a kid. And I wanted to marry Morticia. Still do.

They were everyone’s OTP at one time. If you try & say otherwise— YOU BE LYING!!!

AND THEY WERE PERFECT PARENTS TOO!

They were fiercely proud of their children’s accomplishments.

They played together as a family.

They went to school plays, parent/teacher interviews, and helped with school work.

They co-parented, Gomez was just as active in raising their children as Morticia was.

When their children wanted something that they disapproved of, they were disappointed but relented because it would make them happy.

Plus, all TV married couples kind of hate each other and argue 90% of the time for the sake of comedy, but these two have always seemed to be forever and always in love, which is kind of sweet.

And if that’s only possible because they’re weirdos, what does that say about us?

I’ve also heard them referred to the only older TV couple capable of having children.

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Sims 2

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